Mike McAbee – Wisconsin Small Town Polka lyrics

Well Minnisota has ten thousand lakes,
And Iowa has corn.
And Illinois has high taxes,
And it's where Ronald Reagan was born.
And Wisconsin is a dairy land up here in the country,
But drive through one of you a small town,
And this is what you'll see;
Bar... bar... bar...

House,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Garage,
Bar, bar,
Elks,
Bar, bark
Moose,
Bar, bar,
Knights of Columbas Lodge,
Bar, bar,
First Street,
Bar, bar,
Second Street,
Bar, bar,
Third Street,
Bar, bar,
Fourth,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar,
Liquor Store,
Hey!

Well there's a bar on every corner,
And I know without a doubt,
It makes it hard for the Joe Hobos,
To hand their pamphlets out.
And the bar is filled with people,
And the people are filled with beer,
And the beer is filled with alcohol
That keep the people here.
Bar... bar... bar...

Tree,
Bar, bar, bar,
Grass,
Bar, bar, bar,
Bush,
Bar, bar, bar,
Shrub,
Bar, bar,
Country,
Bar, bar,
Veterans,
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar,
Night Club,
Bar, bar,
Fourth Street,
Bar, bar,
Fifth Street,
Bar, bar,
Sixth Street,
Bar, bar,
Seventh,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar, bar, bar,
Tavern.

It's not a polka unless it's long, and annoying.

So if you're drinking in Wisconsin,
You don't have to look too far.
'Cuz you can't jump out of an airplane
Without landing on a bar.
And if you're in Wisconsin,
There's no need to drink and drive.
Just polka out your front door,
And soon you will arrive,
At the... bar... bar... bar...

Pizza,
Bar, bar,
Burgers,
Bar, bar,
Ice cream,
Bar, bar,
Soda,
Bar, bar,
Irish,
Bar, bar,
Brew,
Bar, bar,
German drinking pubs,
Bar, bar,
Seventh Street,
Bar, bar,
Eighth Street,
Bar, bar,
Ninth Street,
Bar, bar,
Tenth,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar, bar, bar,
Inn.

Wisconsin,
Near here means it's close by.