Mr. Potter Esquire – Gym, Tan, Laundry (No Grenades) lyrics

[Intro Chorus]
If she’s DTF then I know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes the grenade!

[DJ Intro]
Yeah, I go by the name of Mr. Potter Esquire
And this is that gym, tan, laundry
So whether you’re out on the Jersey Shore
Miami Beach, or all the way out on the west coast
We’re gonna show you how we do this GTL thing y’all
That’s gym, tan, laundry!!!

[Verse 1 - Pretty Freddie]
I’m waking up
It’s saturday
It’s nice outside
Tonight I’m gonna play
But first things first
I’ll call my guys
We’ll hit the gym
We’ll do some pecs and tris

[Verse 1 - Mr. Potter Esquire]
Then its off to the flies
And the curls
And the traps
And the abs and things
6 pack
8 pack
10 pack
12 pack for the girl and the joy it brings
Ladies they love it
They rub it
They’ll tell their friends about me
Later on we’ll dance
We’ll eat
We’ll freak
But first things first we hit that

[Chorus]
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry

Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry

And then we’ll hit the club and

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump

[Verse 2 - Pretty Freddie]
Its-its-its-it’s tanning time
Right now the gym is done
A twenty minute tanning bed and then I got to run
Let’s-Let’s-Let’s-Let’s get to laundry
We stay so fresh and clean
Make sure your outfits’ right
Tonight we do v-necks and jeans

[Verse 2 - Mr. Potter Esquire]
Ladies looking right
Nails, hair done tight
Let’s bump and grind
Everyone at the crib
We eat, I scream it’s t-shirt time
Everybody take a shot
Have a toast
Cab’s here
You know it’s time to roll
Wingman when we’re up in the club
Two friends, one rule
This is how it goes

Gym, Tan, Laundry

[Wingman Rules - Mr. Potter Esquire]
Yeah, now if you don’t know the wingman rules
The wingman rules are
If I got a good one
And you got a bad one
Then you got to get the bad one
So I can get the good one
You know what I mean?
Help me out y’all!

The wingman rules are…

[Call & Response Hook]
If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…

Ladies!

If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…

Fellas!

If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…

Ladies!

If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…

Yeah!

If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…

Ladies!

If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…

[Chorus]
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry

[Chorus Outro]
Okay everybody put your drinks in the air
And with your left hand
I need you to just…

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump

Switch up
Put your right hand up!

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump

Okay now just my ladies!

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump

Okay now just my fellas!

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump

Okay now everybody!

Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump

Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry

Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry

(((Bomb/Explosion))) sound at the end!