Got several pairs of shoes
But the rights don’t fit
On the dance floor
I jerk and trip
My feet feel weird
But only one’s a flaw
And it rubs in its shoe
When I stand tall
Hook
Got two left feet
Feel them fighting in my stroppy sprint
I’ve got two left feet
It’s hard to follow footprints
Verse
You’d think it’s desired
Not a visual flaw
That both my feet are identical
I get stares and glares
And look so awkward
Never sure how
To out my best foot forward
Hook
Two left feet
They’re no trouble when I sit or sleep
But two left feet
Hold me down when I try to leap
Choral Refrain
The one that’s right is on my proper left
Some sort of podiatric schism
The other flops like a fledgling bird
And though it’s on the right, it just isn’t
I’m told it’s not a deformity
But a problem with lack of conformity
My movements look so uncomfortable
And everyone watching concurs
Hook
(I have) two left feet
Strangely sounds like none are right
Two left feet
A perfect match but not quite
(Instrumental)
Bridge
Two left feet
You get used to it after a while
Two left feet
That suddenly make me smile
Two left feet
Why do they get such attention
Two left feet
Oh, did I fail to mention
Choral Refrain
If you want my left shoe on the other foot
You know it still fits me nice
I imagine it’d be the same type of thing
But no one pokes fun at two rights
Bridge Build
Two left feet
No trouble when I sit or sleep
Two left feet
The reason I can’t compete
Two left feet
With a terrible sense of direction
Two left feet
They’ll never pass inspection
Choral Refrain
The one that’s right is on my proper left
Some sort of podiatric schism
The other flops like a fledgling bird
And though it’s on the right, it just isn’t
I’m told it’s not a deformity
But a product of lack of conformity
My movements look so uncomfortable
And everyone watching concurs
Hook
I have two left feet
Clumsy and crossed when I sprint
Two left feet
Hard to follow footprints
Got two left feet
Two lefts don’t make a right
Two left feet
Perfectly matched, but not quite
Two left feet
Suddenly make me smile
Two left feet
Think I’ll sit down for a while
Verse Got several pairs of shoes But the rights don’t fit On the dance floor I jerk and trip My feet feel weird But only one’s a flaw And it rubs in its shoe When I stand tall Hook Got two left feet Feel them fighting in my stroppy sprint I’ve got two left feet It’s hard to follow footprints Verse You’d think it’s desired Not a visual flaw That both my feet are identical I get stares and glares And look so awkward Never sure how To out my best foot forward Hook Two left feet They’re no trouble when I sit or sleep But two left feet Hold me down when I try to leap Choral Refrain The one that’s right is on my proper left Some sort of podiatric schism The other flops like a fledgling bird And though it’s on the right, it just isn’t I’m told it’s not a deformity But a problem with lack of conformity My movements look so uncomfortable And everyone watching concurs Hook (I have) two left feet Strangely sounds like none are right Two left feet A perfect match but not quite (Instrumental) Bridge Two left feet You get used to it after a while Two left feet That suddenly make me smile Two left feet Why do they get such attention Two left feet Oh, did I fail to mention Choral Refrain If you want my left shoe on the other foot You know it still fits me nice I imagine it’d be the same type of thing But no one pokes fun at two rights Bridge Build Two left feet No trouble when I sit or sleep Two left feet The reason I can’t compete Two left feet With a terrible sense of direction Two left feet They’ll never pass inspection Choral Refrain The one that’s right is on my proper left Some sort of podiatric schism The other flops like a fledgling bird And though it’s on the right, it just isn’t I’m told it’s not a deformity But a product of lack of conformity My movements look so uncomfortable And everyone watching concurs Hook I have two left feet Clumsy and crossed when I sprint Two left feet Hard to follow footprints Got two left feet Two lefts don’t make a right Two left feet Perfectly matched, but not quite Two left feet Suddenly make me smile Two left feet Think I’ll sit down for a while Explain Request ×
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