Hey, how you doin'?
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
Got some shit to say
[Verse 1]
The times we've had
The times we've missed
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time
To accept my shaft
My shaft
The times we've spent
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive
My thunderous erection
It's enough of a shaft
[Chorus]
Don't leave, don't run
You are the only one
I can be myself around
I've come undone
You are the only one
Who can lift my heart
Up off the ground
[Verse 2]
The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon
Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend
Excalibur
[Chorus]
You take me higher
You set my loins afire
You are the slam pig I desire
Dear god, I'll plow
You all around the house
Cause you lift my heart
Up off the ground
[Outro]
Lift my heart up off the ground
But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft
While you're doing so
Actually, you know what?
Really concentrate on the shaft
More-so than the, uh, than the heart
The shaft should, definitely be your main focus
Can't stress that enough
[Intro] Hey, how you doin'? Thanks for coming to my studio apartment Got some shit to say [Verse 1] The times we've had The times we've missed The times we've embraced And the times we've kissed The times we've loved And the times we've laughed Now it's time To accept my shaft My shaft The times we've spent The times we've shared The times we've shown each other Just how much we care The times we've lived All the times for reflection Now you must survive My thunderous erection It's enough of a shaft [Chorus] Don't leave, don't run You are the only one I can be myself around I've come undone You are the only one Who can lift my heart Up off the ground [Verse 2] The times behind And the times foretold Forgive me if I'm being Just a bit too bold But our sweet love Won't be forsaken Once you are Gargling my bacon Ooh, the times we've seen And the times ahead Grab a couple pillows And get on that bed You'll want to lay back And clear your calendar Once I introduce you to my friend Excalibur [Chorus] You take me higher You set my loins afire You are the slam pig I desire Dear god, I'll plow You all around the house Cause you lift my heart Up off the ground [Outro] Lift my heart up off the ground But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft While you're doing so Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft More-so than the, uh, than the heart The shaft should, definitely be your main focus Can't stress that enough Explain Request ×
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