I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heartbeat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c'mon, Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross country trip
Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
Fuck that! Woo!
[Chorus]
Let's hit the road, I was so close to
Personal growth, so California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun
[Verse 2]
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through day four
I gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some Penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in L.A
Take that! Yeah!
[Chorus]
Now here we are in California
These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture
This Boner Quest has just begun
[Bridge]
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima
It landed in Argentina
Then things got Beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway
And started breedin' with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I banged-ladesh
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, cause
[Chorus]
I've conquered earth, it is time to move on
Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny
Let's show this galaxy what's-
-HAUUUCCKCKCKK
[Verse 1] I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heartbeat Down in the very depths of my soul So c'mon, Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross country trip Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship Fuck that! Woo! [Chorus] Let's hit the road, I was so close to Personal growth, so California here I come I wanna bone across the nation Let's bust a load of summer fun [Verse 2] I porked most of New York I banged 'em silly in Philly I had 'em screaming for Balti-more I slapped my groin on Des Moines And dropped my phallus in Dallas We're only halfway through day four I gave some C to DC Bust coconuts on Miami I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some Penix to Phoenix And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in L.A Take that! Yeah! [Chorus] Now here we are in California These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner) Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture This Boner Quest has just begun [Bridge] I left 'em smitten in Britain And had sex so hard with Lima It landed in Argentina Then things got Beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway And started breedin' with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some butt stuff with Russians Until they got a concussion I banged-ladesh Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, cause [Chorus] I've conquered earth, it is time to move on Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust) No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny Let's show this galaxy what's- -HAUUUCCKCKCKK Explain Request ×
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