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The Offspring – Wrong Foot Amputated lyrics
The doctor had confesion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op room
Getting sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
"You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me
We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
Hey!!!

Man, you must be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! This ain't my day!

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"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy."
"aryuhugh?"
"Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
"noooononooo"
--

Don't wanna hear no excuses
Its already too late
Don't try to say I got a two for one sale
A woman that I know when through a similar fate
She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen
Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
Hey!!!

Man, you must be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! This ain't my day!
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The doctor had confesion He tried to cure my disease I was sweatin on the way to the op room Getting sedatives to put me at ease They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down "You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... Hey!!! Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated) Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! This ain't my day! -- "Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy." "aryuhugh?" "Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little." "noooononooo" -- Don't wanna hear no excuses Its already too late Don't try to say I got a two for one sale A woman that I know when through a similar fate She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... Hey!!! Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated) Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! This ain't my day! Explain Request ×



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