PewDiePie – A Troll Never Dies... lyrics

[Intro]
Falcon lovers
Yeah, uh
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Raise your wings for the falcon lord

[Verse 1]
H-h-h-ows it going bros my name is PewDiePie
Or should I call you poodiepie?
Here's some harass from a giraffe
You smell like ass
Oh can you feel that sass?

[Verse 2]
You think turning off comments are stopping me
I have a master degree in snipery
Watch me noscope 360 from a tree while I...
pee

[Verse 3]
You may have 30 million subs
But I have 5
And none of them are scrubs.
Ok, maybe my brother
And a couple other
And my surrogate mother

[Verse 4]
My sniper clan got more noscopes then you can touch
I bet you bitch ass don't even like falcons that much

[Interlude]
Do you?
I love falcons so... yeah

[Verse 5]
Now...
listen up peeps
my face is in your mom's buttcheecks
I'm a human centipede
Givin' you creeps
Oh! What is this?
It's a great chocolate feast!
Lasting for weeks
Mmm, what a delicious treat!

[Verse 6]
Wait, wait this is not chocolate is it?
Ugh, that's disgust
Ugh cut
Join my sniper clan today
I'll give you a free BJ
Wait.. no
Not liking pussy isn't gay
Do I look like I am Beyoncé?
What?
Who wrote this
Please like favorite and subscribe
I'll give you a butt wipe
And maybe even a circumsice

[Verse 7]
Just remember to forget to subscribe.
Wait, what. Wait, wait a minute.
You're supposed to subscribe goddammit
H-how am I suppose to get subs if I can't spam his videos anymore?

[Outro]
This isn't over pewds!
This is not the last you've seen of falcon lor-