Robert Boog – Slow Traffic lyrics

If you’re on a two-lane country Highway,
You will see lots of posted signs.
Radar enforced, trucks three axels or more,
Max speed limit 55.

If you’re on a two lane country Highway,
Here’s some rules that you must abide,
Don’t pitch out your beer cans, don’t drink and drive
Slow traffic keeps to the right.

Slow traffic stays to the right,
Or drivers behind you flash their lights,
If you’re on a Sunday drive, enjoy the weather some other time,
Slow traffic stays to the right.

Out in California folks freak out,
Liquid stuff falls down from the clouds ,
Traffic slows to a crawl then stops on a dime,
Cause most of the wipers do not wipe.
Asian guy before me driving slow,
Whips a quick turn with no signal,
The girl I’m going to meet says better be on time,
If you’ll be my partner in crime.

Slow traffic keep to the right ,
Or Drivers behind will flash their lights,
If you’re on Sunday drive,
Enjoy the weather some other time,
Slow traffic stays to the right.
Slow traffic keep to the right,
Or Ill never make it on time,
So if you’re eating oatmeal or trying to close Your biggest deal,
Slow traffic stays to the right.

(Bridge) I’m behind a slow moving bus,
Man but this traffic sucks!
But I guess it could be worse with Mother Nature,
Cause I could be going back-wards!
(bridge ends)

I finally make it to my date,
Guess what? She’s 20 minutes late!,
She’s glad she got here safe, wants to blame it all on Waze,
She could have walked to this place!

If you’re on a two lane country Highway,
Here’s some rules that you must abide,
Don’t pitch out your beer cans, don’t drink and drive
Slow traffic keeps to the right slow traffic moves , slow traffic stays,
Slow traffic keeps to the right, oh yeah
Slow traffic keeps to the right!