Sir Mix-A-Lot – Sprung On The Cat lyrics

Spoken*Brothers*

we've, messed over our sisters for years (years
and years) I
said for years But
now we're being messed over I
said now we're being messed over You
done fell in love with the cat You
know what I'm talking about "The Cat" It'll
get ya Rap

*Meow*

meow, the, cat will get ya If
you let it get wit' ya Some
brothers wanna spend alotta money Just
to get a little honey But
the honey gets runny when the money's funny 'Cause
I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip 'Cause
them girls will put that cat right on ya And
don't say I didn't warn ya Go
down to the beach See
the girls in bikini's Wonder
why you don't see me brothers, (Yeah) Should
I preach (Preach preach), Awreit
back, to the beach A
O G. From. the hood Went
down to the beach but his game was weak Met
a sweet thing named Yolanda She
had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda So
my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch Better
come on an' get wit' this A
forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin' But
pretty soon the cat's goan tag him Later
that night Yolanda, got busy in the back Of
his big black Cadillac The
next day the, O G. Wasn't. playin' no ball 'Cause
he took her to the mall Buyin'
everything from skirts to boots Oh
speakin', a boots yeah, he knocked 'er boots But
in the end another fool got jack 'Cause
he was sprung on the cat Sprung

on the cat check, it out There's

a brother named Dave in a Corvette Had
a job at the you P. S. I.
ain't dissin' 'cause you P. S. Pays. money But
Dave wants to kick it with the honeys huh, He
shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down But
Dave wants to get around Put
the top down on the 'vette Hit
the south side of Seattle Lookin'
for s Got**
a full pack of Seagrams under the seat And
boom there, it is Three... freaks Thick
walkin', with a natural switch And
Dave starts getting that itch huh, You
know a 'vettes only got two seats But
Dave wasn't listening to me All
three of them jumped in the car Hit
Red Lobster and went straight to the bar But
them drinks ain't cheap out there son Five
dollars for one of them daiquiris And
Dave was treatin' And
the girls was sure 'nuff eatin' Two
hundred dollars worth of fish And
Dave wants to make a little wish A
little something that he'd seen in a porno movie Play
bbd and said do me At
Daves house they left him in a cold sweat He
gave 'em the keys to the 'vette Ooh
that's, the wrong move black, You
must be sprung on the cat Sprung

on the cat Sprung
on the cat Old
girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago You
mean she did put that cat on you you're, talkin' to Attitude
be, straight with me man I'm

cruisin incognito 850i
with the smoked out windows An'
I'm thinkin' I'm raw When
it comes to girls I done seen it all Then
along came a girl named Joyce She
had a black Corniche Rolls Royce At
the stop sign she did something with her tongue Could
Mix be sprung Her?
cat was calling me And
I started rolling slowly Pulled
up to the bumper 'Cause
I wants to thump her So
she pulls up into Texaco And
I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls Now
I'm checkin' out the body This
hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty Followed
her to the motel Yes
motel, I'm, too cheap for a hotel Room
deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose I
dipped in the juice So
what's up with the Rolls Checked
the registration And
the Rolls was stole Baby
girl tried to break with my keys and gat But
I ain't sprung on the cat Don't

pet the cat if, you just met the cat If
you're sprung on the cat You
might as well eat the cat Sprung
on the cat Sprung
on the cat Maharaji
over there all quiet I
think Maharaji be eatin' the cat How
'bout Attitude Adjuster Attitude
you, eatin' the cat or what I?
think it's Critical Mass Critical
Mass be suckin' on that cat Yo
P, L. B. I. know you eatin' somethin' Me
What? you snackin' on