Sir Mix-A-Lot – Swap Meet Louie lyrics

SPOKEN*"Hey*

homeys, "!"Who
me "?"Yeah
that's, right You. the fly hustler "."Ya'll
still sellin' that fake Louie huh, "?"Hey
Don't! be turnin' the highside up in here You. don't even got the Dope
"..."Oh
baby, I, don't need the highside just, give me some khaki's and I'm Straight
"."Tryin'
dis me ole, raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta Who? you think you are M?
C.Hammer. You? can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton "!"What
you mean I can't afford it Why. would I wanna afford some old fake Louie
baby, If
that's real Louie I'm, Tom Cruise "."Excuse
me I'd, like to buy some "."You
don't know jack about this Louie Take. your sorry self over booth Number
2 for The
crack pipe "."Yeah
awreit, I. got your crack pipe right here baby ".RAP

*Wooah*

Louis, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But
you're swearin' up and down that, you got the Louie boots So
you roll to the swap meet girlfriend, buttless Rip
phantom top on your seven six Cutlass In
the shop Louis Vee is what you seek Black
Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet You're
saggin' droop, like a bawla Your
girl starts walkin' towards the counter so, you call her Oooh
this, is on Why. don't you get this for me Everytime?
you hit the swap meet it's, gimme gimme, gimme, A.
little old lady in the back starts to creep she's, deep Through
cazelley's she peeks Her
name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap
meet weed with, the swap meet thongs Leather
miniskirt with the oriental draw Little
Mary Pong is RAW She
says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start
buying all your Louie in the hood And
your sprung on, the two for one Fake
Louie at the swap meet son, Now
you know brown Louie is played But
you're drunk and you just got paid So
you bought the gear little, Mary says "See ya" Little
did you know it was "Made in Korea "?Swap

Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie That's
right tell, em homeys Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie Right
here baby Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie What
you need Swap?
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie You
don't know jack about this Louie Victim

number two a, rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome
to the swap meet another, dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out
came little Mary Pong she, had the big Louie Vee gear on The
couple got sprung and the wife want some Louie
Vee hat with the diamonds Shes
thinkin' she got that deal 2, for 1 is a steal The
hat mighta had a L V on the back But
at the swap meet that ain't jack But
she bought it cost, about three hun Mary
Pong said you're the one But
when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby
girls Louie started fadin' Now
she's tryin' to take it back But
the swap meet don't play that Cause
when a customer tries to intimidate Mary
Pong pulls a 38 .She
ain't about to get bum rushed She's
strapped an' she's ready to bust But
at the swap meet you don't pay tax They're
movin' out fake Louie by the batch Swap

Meet Louie clockin', lotsa dolla's Swap
Meet Louie we, all got gold Swap
Meet Louie black, silk jackets Swap
Meet Louie rich, flaunt clout Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie Me

an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin'
much gear for the feet When
we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin'
bootleg Mixalot tapes The
brother bought the tape and kept steppin' Mary
Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I
got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it What's
up with the bootleg music Mary?
Pong is about to get jacked She
had a stack of big bootleg racks Me
and Attitude creeped like snakes Grabbed
the tapes and the Louie and break The
whole swap meet went crazy I'm
sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss
a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit
the gas and the tach just sunk Like
that I'm, outta there Swift
brothers like to roll in pairs So
we jet to, the boulevard fast Slingin'
swap meet Louie for cash Swap

Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie That's
right tell, em homeys Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie Right
here baby Swap
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie What
you need Swap?
Meet Louie Swap, Meet Louie You
don't know jack about this Louie