Tenacious D – Senorita lyrics

Senorita
Tasty mamacita
Tell me baby what's your name?

Oh Conchita
Won'tcha have a seat-a
Tell me baby who's to blame?

I'll fucking kill the man who has done you wrong
My body's shaking outta control

His name is Larry
Oh, he's really scary
Drinkin' at the fucking bar

Tap His shoulder
Muscles like a boulder
Tell him that he's gone to far

He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul!

Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself?

Yeah!

Well I'm telling you to step outside

Oh really?

Yeah, we got some things to talk about
A little lady named Conchita

Hey!

Yeah, you harmed her

What? Who said? Who are you?

Yeah, fuck you you fucking piece of shit

When my fist connects with Larry, falls down to the ground
I see he's cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

Donde estas mi horse? Ayee Where is my horse? Ayee
Di- Digame, donde estas Larry? Ayee Te- Tell me, where's Larry? Ayee En los montanes? Donde, en los canyon? In the mountains? Where, in the canyon?
Mouy bien, cold-water canyon? Very good, cold-water canyon?
Andole, hey, ha, ha Let's go!

Ah, te llamo mi Conchita Ah you're my Conchita
Yo tengo hombre para tu boca I'm a friend for your lips
Mira mi carne Look at my meat
Soy en fuerme para tu bueso I'm on fire for your?
Mi amor My love

Watchin' Larry
In his sanctuary
Thinkin' that he got away

With Conchita
Oh my mamacita
Kissing him upon the face

I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Ah I'm sorry mamacita
Oh my little senorita
I? Senorita