Amendment: I'm not garbage, kid.
I'm an amendment to be
Yes an amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they ratify me
There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat 'em 'cause there's limits to our liberty
At least I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far
Boy: But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we changed the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers
Bart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.
Boy: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Amendment: Then I"ll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back
I'll say that he's gay
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified you.
You're in the you. S. Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open, boys!
(sounds of gun and bomb-toting amendments running into the Capitol)
Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment: I'm not garbage, kid. I'm an amendment to be Yes an amendment to be And I'm hoping that they ratify me There's a lot of flag burners Who have got too much freedom I wanna make it legal for policemen To beat 'em 'cause there's limits to our liberty At least I hope and pray that there are 'Cause those liberal freaks go too far Boy: But why can't we just make a law against flag burning? Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional But if we changed the Constitution... Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! Amendment: Now you're catching on! Bart: What the hell is this? Lisa: It's one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers Bart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little. Boy: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution? Amendment: Then I"ll crush all opposition to me And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay If he fights back I'll say that he's gay Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified you. You're in the you. S. Constitution! Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open, boys! (sounds of gun and bomb-toting amendments running into the Capitol) Explain Request ×
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