Various Artist – Kidnap Sandy Claws lyrics

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
I wanna do it, let's draw straws
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind, birds of a feather bow and forever

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key
And then turn off all the lights

First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap we'll wait
When he comes a sniffling we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list
I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And to stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one, you're no fun
Shut up, I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his door
Up on there'll be a note to read
Now in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years
See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage
And then throw away the key