I wanna do it, let's draw straws
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind, birds of a feather bow and forever
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key
And then turn off all the lights
First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap we'll wait
When he comes a sniffling we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list
I'd get out of town
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And to stay on his good side
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one, you're no fun
Shut up, I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Up on there'll be a note to read
Now in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years
See what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage
And then throw away the key
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws I wanna do it, let's draw straws Jack said we should work together Three of a kind, birds of a feather bow and forever Kidnap the Sandy Claws Lock him up real tight Throw away the key And then turn off all the lights First we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap we'll wait When he comes a sniffling we will Snap the trap and close the gate Wait, I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more You're so stupid, think now If we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces And then Jack will beat us black and green Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then, see if he is sad Because Mr. Oogie Boogie Is the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list I'd get out of town He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew We're his little henchmen And we take our job with pride We do our best to please him And to stay on his good side I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb I'm not the dumb one, you're no fun Shut up, I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Up on there'll be a note to read Now in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity entices him to look inside And then we'll have him One, two, three Kidnap the Sandy Claws Beat him with a stick Lock him up for ninety years See what makes him tick Kidnap the Sandy Claws Chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie Is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws See what we will see Lock him in a cage And then throw away the key Explain Request ×
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