I've found a place that's quite the pits
And really satisfies my dining needs
Infested with crickets and gnats
Jiggers, flukes and scallywags
Cockroaches, midges and millipedes
I'll tell you gladly, it's no secret
I see a creepy crawly, I eat it
My soup's got a fly in
And there's woodlouse in my wine
My bread has fleas on
But I can see no reason
To be shy
I'll try
To eat them if I can
Now for I'm an insect-eating man
Bedbugs in the butter
And butterflies on the cutlery
My salad's tasty
Because it contains ladybird
Absurd, you say
But I don't see it that way
Because I'm an insect-eating man
Not hard-boiled eggs, oh, but daddy long legs
Instead of Brie, a bumble bee
Buzz buzz buzz
Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes
No broth, just moth
Ants all over my lamb shanks
And ticks on my asparagus tips
A smattering of weevil
Well, I know you think I'm evil
But believe, I'm not
They were hiding in the pepper pot
They all larvae (love an) insect eating man
Not hard boiled eggs, no, but daddy long legs
Instead of Brie, a bumble bee
Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes
No broth, just moth
One last time
Aside from honey, what do honeybees make?
A crunchy base for an insect cheesecake
Topped with beetles in their jelly
Which I prefer to black cherry
Very quaint, for sure
But now I'll eat some more
Just like an insectivore
Because I'm an insect-eating man
Oh yes I am
All together now
I'm an insect-eating man
Antenna fan
I'm an insect-eating man
While other folks dine at the Ritz I've found a place that's quite the pits And really satisfies my dining needs Infested with crickets and gnats Jiggers, flukes and scallywags Cockroaches, midges and millipedes I'll tell you gladly, it's no secret I see a creepy crawly, I eat it My soup's got a fly in And there's woodlouse in my wine My bread has fleas on But I can see no reason To be shy I'll try To eat them if I can Now for I'm an insect-eating man Bedbugs in the butter And butterflies on the cutlery My salad's tasty Because it contains ladybird Absurd, you say But I don't see it that way Because I'm an insect-eating man Not hard-boiled eggs, oh, but daddy long legs Instead of Brie, a bumble bee Buzz buzz buzz Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes No broth, just moth Ants all over my lamb shanks And ticks on my asparagus tips A smattering of weevil Well, I know you think I'm evil But believe, I'm not They were hiding in the pepper pot They all larvae (love an) insect eating man Not hard boiled eggs, no, but daddy long legs Instead of Brie, a bumble bee Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes No broth, just moth One last time Aside from honey, what do honeybees make? A crunchy base for an insect cheesecake Topped with beetles in their jelly Which I prefer to black cherry Very quaint, for sure But now I'll eat some more Just like an insectivore Because I'm an insect-eating man Oh yes I am All together now I'm an insect-eating man Antenna fan I'm an insect-eating man Explain Request ×
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