Songdrops – If Our Love Was An Outhouse lyrics

[Verse 1]
If our love was some swamp gas it would make a sweet sound.
If our love was a skunk but it would stay on the ground.
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit.

I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Since I forgot your birthday it's the least I could do.

[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.

[Verse 2]
If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high.
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi.
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mould.
If our love was an outhouse it would be made of gold.

I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Next time I'll notice your brand new hairdo.

[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.

[Verse 3]
If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings.
If our love was a cowpie it would make noses sing.
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice.
If our love was an outhouse it would have no horseflies.

I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos.

But...

[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.

[Verse 4]
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbecue pit.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Don't thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew.
Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew.