STD Steve – Real Rap God lyrics

I got these hemoroids they fucking all my homies up
I swear im bout fuck you, then i’ll shoot you up
I got a gun down my pants, my balls are full of ants
When i dig up in my ass, i can dig up all this sand
I got deseases you aint heard of
Penises i squish em, suck em dry yeah thats unheard of
You aint ever seen a homie as hard as me
Im the hardest motherfucker out on these streets
Imma fuck you real good, yeah you better believe
Imma fuck you up good, and give you all my STDs
Imma go hard in the paint, im bout to shoot your whole family up
With my bullets and my cum, bitch havent you heard enough
No one ever thinks there is people like me
Come and Get this this dick, you’ll taste something real
So tell me and my homies if you like my peepee
I know one guy that did, my homie cristopher revees
*Real shit*

I go in your bathroom im smelling all your panties
I can never Get enough i need your fucking fanny
We can Get fancy, my hemoroids smell like candy
I can never Get enough (x2)

Bang bang, motherfucker bang bang
Is that my gun or my wang, you better hope its the bang bang
Either way you better call the cleaners
Cause im dirty motherfucker, havent you seen yet
You might be thirsty, but you aint this fucking dirty
Imma put my pubes in your slurpie, my lube in your kirby
And you know im the best rapper on earth
No one can catch me Even when i do murder
Eminem aint got shit on me, tupac and biggie, overrated im the real deal
They dont talk about real fucking problems
Like hemoroids, pussy and murdering my father
Like how do i Get outta that? They never fucking told me, thats why im the greates of all time homie
So imma Break it down real quick, you aint ever seen trans do rap this sick

I go in your bathroom im smelling all your panties
I can never Get enough i need your fucking fanny
We can Get fancy, my hemoroids smell like candy
I can never Get enough (x2)

So they Ask me what is real rap?
Thats why i started cause i gotta show all you fucking rats
One hand on my dick and the other on my gat
9mm aint my gun thats my penis
Bitches and hoes, drugs and clothes
Yeah thats the world without me and Coke up my nose
I love it when i used tampon bro, scrape off the blood, and snort it with my blow
That shit gets me off, yeah that shit gets me hard
Me and my gang, yeah we go real hard
Dicks aint gay, and pussies aint straight
Everything makes me hard, i love it when you say bitch
Talk to me and im hard
Part of me is always hard
Havent showered in months, i keep my slaves in my Garage
I fuck anything that moves
Imma show you some moves, real rap god is back!

I go in your bathroom im smelling all your panties
I can never Get enough i need your fucking fanny
We can Get fancy, my hemoroids smell like candy
I can never Get enough (x2)