Tenacious D – Cave Women lyrics

Cave Woman: Weary travelers!
KG: Hello?
Cave Woman: Hello!
KG: Who goes there?
Cave Woman: We are the clan… of the cave bear women
KG: What?
Cave Woman: We see you there. Drink not from that fountain… of filth!
KG: Wh-
Cave Woman: It be the sewage… of the drain
KG: Sewage!?
Cave Woman: Come with us
KG: Fuck…
Cave Woman: We shall offer you the water of the purest springs… come follow us
KG: Ah!
JB: Thank you. Oh my god…
KG: Dude, that’s so insane. Man…
JB: Dude, human beings!
KG: I can’t believe it!
JB: We found human beings! Follow her, follow her…
KG: I know… she’s kind of hot too…
JB: C’mon… Kyle… please…
KB: No! I’m just saying…
JB: Some respect…
KB: Okay, yeah, yes
Cave Woman: We’ve prepared for you meals… and then we suggest you rest. Your weary souls must be tired

[Music box lullaby plays]

KG: Oh… we are so tired
JB: Thank you so much… Oh, I’m so fucking tired dude. You know what, I’mma… I’mma take her up on that offer and take a…
KG: Yeah…
JB: … take a quick power snooze…

[JB starts snoring]

KG: Ah… I’m tired…

[Rooster crows]

JB: Oh man, I had the best dream…
KG: Oh yeah?
JB: Yeah…
KG: What was it?
JB: Some beautiful woman was givin’ me a beej…
JB: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho…

[Single slurp noise]

JB: Oh my god… Oh my god! That’s no dream! It’s happening… ho, hello, um… hi… that’s a pleasant surprise… that feels good… I do not know…um… can you stop stop for a second? I’m sorry, I’m feeling a little…