In the mountain of a thousand nights
And he who wields it will become crazy awesome
And all my life, I've wondered
What awesomeness was really like
So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time
It was me and Ninja Brian
And a robot and an elf
And a hooker that I hired
(Uh, actually there wasn't a hooker
I, uh, just remembered)
That was another robot
On a quest for destiny and greatness
And maybe some bagels
Cause it was gonna be a long trip
We will follow the guiding light of the North Star
Onto the adventure of our lives
Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels
With cream cheese
We travelled miles by winter's light
Fought a dragon and a mountain lion
We don't have any footage
But that shit totally happened
(Dramatization!)
Then one day
We arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times
It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice
And with his help we'll
Follow the guiding light of the North Star
In whatever direction it points! (North)
We'll always fight to be awesome
As awesome as part two
Part two coming soon
The legends say the chalice lies In the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome And all my life, I've wondered What awesomeness was really like So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time It was me and Ninja Brian And a robot and an elf And a hooker that I hired (Uh, actually there wasn't a hooker I, uh, just remembered) That was another robot On a quest for destiny and greatness And maybe some bagels Cause it was gonna be a long trip We will follow the guiding light of the North Star Onto the adventure of our lives Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels With cream cheese We travelled miles by winter's light Fought a dragon and a mountain lion We don't have any footage But that shit totally happened (Dramatization!) Then one day We arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice And with his help we'll Follow the guiding light of the North Star In whatever direction it points! (North) We'll always fight to be awesome As awesome as part two Part two coming soon Explain Request ×
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