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Ninja Sex Party – The Decision lyrics
[Intro]
*clears throat*

[Verse]
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say

Well, maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me?

The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man
Who's tall, who's name is Dan
And is Jewish?

[Interlude]

[Outro]
One other thing
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD--
I'm sorry

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[Intro] *clears throat* [Verse] You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well, maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you want sex with a ninja Or sex with a guy like me? The choice should be so obvious (Dan) And although he is mysterious (Brian) Don't you want a man Who's tall, who's name is Dan And is Jewish? [Interlude] [Outro] One other thing Everyone in the band has an STD Except for me By the process of elimination You can make determinations On who just that might be It's Brian Brian has an STD-- I'm sorry Explain Request ×



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Songwriters: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
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