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Ninja Sex Party – If We Were Gay lyrics
[Intro]
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh
Hahaha, haha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?

[Verse]
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

[Chorus]
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay (we were super gay)
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay (we were super gay)
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Woah, woah, mostly Brian's gay
Oh, oh oh (Brian's gay)
Oh, oh oh

[Outro]
Here's a list of things
That Brian likes to suck:
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Balls

Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Balls, one, two, balls

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick
Balls, my balls, and dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick-- oh shit--

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[Intro] You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh Hahaha, haha! Could you imagine that? If we were gay? Could you imagine? [Verse] A newborn deer runs through a field A rainbow shines from heaven A child's smile lights up the room As Brian blows a dude A star shoots in from outer space A puppy licks its mother A ray of sunlight through the trees As Brian licks a sack [Chorus] There would be no sadness If we were super gay (we were super gay) Just unicorns and magic If we were super gay (we were super gay) We would all be flying On a tasteful pink duvet But mostly Brian Woah, woah, mostly Brian's gay Oh, oh oh (Brian's gay) Oh, oh oh [Outro] Here's a list of things That Brian likes to suck: Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Balls Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Balls, one, two, balls Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick Balls, my balls, and dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick-- oh shit-- Explain Request ×



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Songwriters: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
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