Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way
As time's swept gently forward
And winter's turned to spring
I know you so much better
'Cause I've fucked all your things
I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
Went down on all your stairs
I took your cabinets from the front
And your sofa from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined
[Chorus]
Thanks in advance
For not judging me or
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash
All of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole
[Verse 2]
I boned your couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fish tank
And the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it
Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that
And your carpet and your furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain
[Outro]
I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out, darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight
[Verse 1] Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time's swept gently forward And winter's turned to spring I know you so much better 'Cause I've fucked all your things I put my package in your mailbox Made love to all your chairs Dropped a load inside your washer Went down on all your stairs I took your cabinets from the front And your sofa from behind I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes And then we sixty-nined [Chorus] Thanks in advance For not judging me or This aspect of my soul When I dick-smash All of your belongings Is when I'm finally whole [Verse 2] I boned your couches and your telephone And all your scented candles And your dictionary, fish tank And the pictures on the mantle I had sex with your whole kitchen With no boundaries or limits And your lamp was looking so good That you know I had to hit it Your wallet and your toothbrush And your jacket and your red hat Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that And your carpet and your furniture Your windows and the curtains And I licked your stamp collection I dicked your floor for certain [Outro] I'm glad I got this off my chest My soul has taken flight Don't slam the door on your way out, darling Because I'm slamming it tonight Explain Request ×
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